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Penned today on an 11 hour flight transatlantic flight

  1. People who struggle with the concept of disembarking.
  2. People who struggle with the concept of boarding.
  3. People who have never heard of rules pertaining to carry-on items.
  4. People who recline their seats.
  5. People who kick.
  6. People who do not understand that the armrest is shared space.
  7. People who yank on the back of your seat when they stand or sit or move down the aisle.
  8. People who choose a window seat and then get up 3+ times to pee.
  9. People who leave the clicking sounds on on their iPhones.
  10. People who guffaw loudly at whatever they're watching on the inflight entertainment system.
  11. People whose music is so loud you can hear it over your own.
  12. People whose voices are so loud you can hear them over your music.

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